TV shows of mine *in development*

Behind Closed Doors : Single documentary looking at whether the
light does really go off in the fdridge when you close the door
***** *** directs. 1 x 40 mins.

Bridge Of Lies Comedy feature-film to be directed by **** ****
about a small Welsh village who have to change immense tolls to hid
the fact that they haven't *really* built a suspension bridge.

School Dance New series following the lives of US teenagers
running up to their annual school dance and shooting.

Ease The Load New series of the teaching magazine show trying to
help copraphiles balance their work and home lives.6 x 15 mins.

Date Devil New comedy series being developed specifically for
the satanist market. We also plan a number of
feature-films.

Dishing It Up (W.T.)New cookery series presented by German
consensual cannibals ***** ****** and ****** ******
8 x 30 mins.

Northern SuperStar – A Love Story (W.T.)Rites- of-passage love
story set and shooting in Gateshead and Newcastle's glitz showbiz
districts

Undercover Motherf*cker New series in which a jive turkey police
officer, shows us how we can all make our homes and families
more secure.

Driving Me Crazy New series in which different criminal
psychologists investigate issues about motoring such as
speeding, parking fines, paranoia, and rage against the 4X4's. 3
x 60 mins.

Takeaway My Takeaway ****** ****** presents this series in which
teenagers are kidnapped and taken to the country of origin of
their favorite convenience food and taught to prepare it for their new
masters, naked. 10 x 30 mins.

The Animal Extractors New high definition wildlife series
focusing on gerbils recovered from the anal tracts of celebrities. 13 x 60
mins.

Malus In Sunderland ****** ****** is set to star as a giant alien head freed from a country church and let loose in a contemporary retelling of the Lewis Carroll story. *** **** will direct.

Musicrap New reality series in which young people who are passionate about their favorite genre of music knife people who disagree to the music of Carmen. one-off performance.

The Best Little White Horse In Texas Feature-film based on the fantasies of someone I know, allegedly.

The Mission (W.T.)New series in which some of the richest religious leaders relocate to a poor village in Uganda and then try to spend their money on making conditions better for its residents while literally applying the Old Testiment. 4 x 60 mins.

The Pharm (W.T.) ****** ******* presents this look at farming in a future where genetic modification allows us to grow anything we want, and actresses wank goats with four penises.3 x 60 mins.

The Real Extras New series following the work of real life extras on films, silent with subtitles. 8 x 60 mins.

Franklyn Feature-film drama to be directed by *** *** starring **** ****** as a newly minted figure with a chip on its shoulder.

Worried Stick - documentary looking at people afraid that they might lose their walking sticks.1 x 40 mins.

Yellowhouse Single drama based on the life of Vincent Van Gogh focusing on a Yellow House he once painted.

Turnstyle Lifestyle - New series aiming to help people turn their lives around.

Oldstyle Turnstyle - New series following people over fifty who have had to start their lives again from scratch.

Shooting The Fish - and - Shush: Into the Barrel. Two new stand alone
dramas from the writer and director of S*****ing The P*st. All
details still very hush hush.2 x 90 mins.


Watch for these on your screens soon.

TREVOR

Stories in 6 words.

This looks fun.

I think I can tell some of my famous stories in this style:-

Ahem....

Tiny Reptilloids Live In The President's Brain.

Godzilla Is A Hot Sexy Moothrafucker.

Nazi Sea-Slugs In Dutch Dyke Horror.

Go-go Dancing Ninjas In Deadly Dance-Off.

The Big Heat Scorched Men's Marrows.


Trevor

MantisOIDS? Hmm! I feel my lawyer-sense twitching. Is this or is it not simply a copy lock stock and smoking gun barrel of the evidencialistic sense, of my screenplay:- THE FINAL DAYS OF HULL. Okay its an astronaut *not* a milkman, but the budget limitations I was working under explain that.

Is there no iniquity the people who think making television is difficult will never stoop to. They've never hewn the unforgiving word-ore from the mind-seams of the Deep Pits of the Unconscious. They've never risked the miners lung that comes from ranting at a publisher, or the abstract-orosius that divorces an author from the world, his wife, and his poor helpless children.

THIS IS MY BLOOD THEY ARE STEALING!!!

Trevor K Grant

STEPHEN UNWIN PROVES "REPTILLOID THREAT"

Using the ingenious probability proof devised by the great mathematician
Stephen Unwin (whose father Stanley was such a loss to the church) I have
CONCLUSIVELY PROVED the likelihood of the Reptilloid menace as follows:-

Given Unwin's the amended Bayes formula

Pb x D /
Pb x D +1 - Pb =Pa

We iterate the folowing evidential items using the probability
output pa, as the pb for the next cycle:-


1 experience of creepy feelings 10 50.00%
2 existance of normal 'life' 0.5 90.91%
3 my continued life 0.1 83.33%
4 Reptilloid events 2 33.33%
5 Weird events 1 50.00%
6 Continued world strife 2 50.00%

Pb x D / Pb x D + 1 - Pb = Pa
step 1 5 / 5.5 90.91%
step 2 0.454545455 / 0.545454545 83.33%
step 3 0.083333333 / 0.25 33.33%
step 4 0.666666667 / 1.333333333 50.00%
step 5 0.5 / 1 50.00%
step 6 1 / 1.5 66.67%

The creepy feeling we get of being watched is clearly ten times more likely to occur if Reptilloid intelligences are observing our every move. On the other hand both the apparent illusion of normality, and their continued failure to STOP MY MOUTH both suggest that the Reptilloid threat may be on the wane (reducing the probability from
a staggering 91% to 83% and 33% respectively. BUT known Reptilloid Events (twice as likely to be caused if Reptilloids are active, and neutral Weird Events (which clearly may or may not be the work of Reptilloids raise the probabilities back to 50%, and the decisive continuation of global strife, gives us a chilling 67% probability that Reptilloids walk amung us!!!

Trevor K Grant

FERMAT REFUTED!!!

FERMAT

Thinking further it is clear to me that a general philosophical proof can be derived from the earlier 'approximate' proof, as follows:-

Fermat’s theorem states that there is no real number answer for the values a,b,c in the equation

A to the power (ttp) n = (B ttp n + C ttp n). Where n >=3.

However as we have seen ‘real world approximate’ (RWA) answers exist and are easy to find for many decimal places.

One example is given in my preceding posts and I have further RWA solutions for the power Cases 4 through 7, each tending towards 9.99999 for the A value 10 and the B value 7.

Thus, where A = 10 and B = 7, C below will give RWA solutions throughout.

3 8.69337585343935000000
4 9.33660769705948000000
5 9.63867545001111000000
6 9.793551927
7 9.877974

Now, it is clear that these are approximate solutions. However let the value 8.69337585343935 be extended via simple computation, with the end number z being changed to better fit the required value each time, by z = +/-1 and the addition of a successor z(n)

8.69337585343935~~~~~~~~~~~z(n) So the closeness of C ttp n + B ttp n = A ttp n =
1000.00000000000~~~~~~~~~~~z(n) will proceed with each change to z.

Given that z is extensible with each further extention closing in on the supposedly impossible value C

Therefore if z = infinity, then at infinity the RWA solution will be infinity close to the supposedly impossible solution C, hence equivalent to it.

Now numbers found to be infinitely extensible by calculation, like Pi, are irrational real numbers.

Therefore

Either C will resolve before ~~~~~z = infinity in which case C~~~~z can be raised by 10 power z to be a real number in which case Fermat is disproved

OR

C~~~~~~~z will not resolve before infinity, in which case C~~~~~~~~z is equivalent
to Pi an irrational real (but infinite) number.

C can only resolve, or not resolve.

Now Fermat’s theorem does not hold that there is no rational real solution for a, b, c where n >=3, only that there is no real solution.

However I have clearly proved that there is a real solution, but that it is impossible to say whether or not it is rational.

This is TREVOR K GRANT’S FAMOUS IRRATIONAL FERMAT DISPROOF.


Trevor K Grant

A GENIUS WRITES ON FERMAT

I find that no one has rigorously tested Fermet's last theorum, preferring to
take as gospel complex mathematical digressions. But consider this simple disproof to
27 decimal places, I leave the extension of it further as a matter for the student.


5 to the 2 = (4 to the 2)+(3 to the 2) = 25

Fermat claims that no >2 power case exists for real numbers, but Excel gives:-

10 to the 3 = (7 to the 3)+(8.69337585343935 to the 3) = 1000.00000000000000000000000000

Therefore raising the value of each to whole numbers gives:-

1E+14 to the 3 = (7E+13 to the 3)+(869337585343935 to the 3) = 1E+45

If I had a larger napkin I would complete the more rigourous proof to any number
of decimals required.

Hm Mathematicians, bah!

What use will ivory towers be against the reptilloids!!! If numbers *in the real world* give a sufficiently close answer, proving they can't is the action of a purblind fool.

TREVOR K GRANT

FOLLOWING ADVICE

My attention was drawn by a fellow author to this:

HOW TO WRITE A NOVEL It seemed meek mild mannered stuff enough.

Then he lost me at: "Their stress has to be appropriate. If you're going to write a novel about a middle-aged nun's sudden crisis of faith, you can't start with a
barrage of gunfire."

HA! I MEAN **HA**

I immediately wrote


"GUN-NUN-JA MARGARETTE

Sister Margarette's crisis of faith was to take her to many places, but it began with a barrage of gun-fire. Things would probably have turned out differently if
she hadn't been holding the gun. For a start the orphans would have been dead, and -
as she told herself - she hadn’t actually been shooting to kill, it was just that no-one had ever told her how to shoot a terrorist and *not* kill them. But then she hadn’t even picked up a gun before today still less a, what was it, a Russian PP-19 Bizon submachine gun, modified to fire single bursts. Odd how quickly a Roman Catholic could pick up a new liturgy..."

If that isn't the opening of a cracking good read, I'm a piggy reptilloid!!!

Trevor K Grant